Pervert Ted Cruz BUSTED on Twitter liking a hot and juicy Xrated PORN vid

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Well, well, well… Hi Senator Cruz.  It’s been awhile.  Thank you for being such a douche bag pervert.  We knew you would come around to being the hypocritical, self admiring, slimy little man we know you are and do it in a very dumb way.

Nicely done too!

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The next time you raaaaiiiiise your hand… chantttttt preeeaaaach in that annoying ass voice of yours…. and hold that Bible… remember Teddy… you’re a dirty little slick ass politician that watches porn and spanks your monkey.

Thanks for the LOL Senator!  You legend!

Here’s your new slogan Cruz- “When I’m in Iowa, I love corn!  When no one’s around, I love PORN!”

**UPDATE** Offer of $20,000 still stands for the Ted Cruz Sex Tape!

**UPDATE 2** FOR THE BOYS AT THE WALL STREET JOURNAL THAT INTERVIEWED US ABOUT THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN ASSISTANCE, THE NEVER HILLARY CAMPAIGN AND THIS PROJECT- SEE, WE TOLD YOU SENATOR CRUZ WAS A DICKHEAD.  GIVES US ANOTHER CALL, HAPPY TO SHARE MORE INFO WITH YOU.